Projects, Enterprises, Partnerships, Endeavors, Stuff, Things, and the Like

  • Beyond Meat x Periodical – we’ll make either a zine-based sausage or a plant-based zine, whichever comes first! (Periodical zines are current 80% pork and 20% dove)
  • App that tells you to shut the fuck up
  • A tattoo that actually goes hard
  • Green Bull (Red Bull for St. Patrick’s Day)
  • A geopolitical destabilizing strategy centered on just kind of saying whatever
  • Textbooks - we always felt this was redundant. Can’t these just be called books because all books have text in them? I guess picture books have pictures, but those are such a small percentage of books, plus they’re already designated as different by their name.
  • Tweenage Wasteland Amusement Park by Dyson. Dyson came to us with this idea. An amusement park that the theme is tweenage wasteland. So far, so incomprehensible.
  • The Estonian Tourism Board. Estonia wants people visiting there YESTERDAY! We’re doing what we can.
  • On its own, Casper put a mattress in a box. We believe that together, we can put one in a shoe.
  • Climate Change poses the gravest threat to our existence. We gotta figure something out here. Here’s hoping.
  • We’ve partnered with Pepsi to create a drink that tastes almost exactly like Coke.
  • A television series for Peacock designed to attract viewers to the platform by any means necessary.
  • The Department of Education has commissioned our fine-art team to sculpt a life-size replica of Osama Bin Laden made entirely of gum! We hope this will make learning fun for children and adults alike.
  • Nalgenie, a water bottle that smells like shit so bad it must be magic.
  • Nasty Cathy, an at-home catheter you can use even if you don’t need it medically. It's a catheter for pleasure. And yeah, it's basically illegal.